//TODO: Insert insightful observations on the past 30 years here
Stats:
- Broken Bones: 0
- Cavities: 0
- Cars Owned: 9
- Times Moved: 11
- Cities Lived In: 5
- Total Distance Moved Between First and Current Home: 280mi
- Net Distance Moved Between First and Current Home: 2500ft
- Flights Taken: 31
- States Visited: 33
- Other Countries Visited: 1
- Surviving Grandparents: 3
- Jobs: 20 positions across 10 companies
- Children: 1
Bonus fun fact: Despite living two hours away at the time, a series of coincidences resulted in my daughter being born in the same room of the same hospital as me!
